i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
