I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
