Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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