i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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