Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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