Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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