there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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