Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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