If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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