chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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