At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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