You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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