erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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