They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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