Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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