let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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