one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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