I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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