What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
