You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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