I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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