I CAN MOONWALK!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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