gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
smell my finger.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize