lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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