This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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