small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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