Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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