im drinking this country out of the recession.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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