Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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