We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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