11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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