I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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