i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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