Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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