Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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