One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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