Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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