Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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