You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize