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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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