We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i think my cat just said my name.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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