Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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