i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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