apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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