i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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