this just has baby written all over it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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