i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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