how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
