Your dad touched me again.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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