we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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