I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You ruined the universe
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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