Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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