I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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