I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
