All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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